Dear Mrs Skinner,
It is with much regret I write to express my aghast and disappointment at missing you at the BETT exhibition in London. I feel you acted wrongly in leaving so early to go to the aquamarine house. I know from taking to your neighbours you do not own a fish pond as you spend the majority of your savings on that life size toy aeroplane. I suspect this was done out of malice and wickedness. After much consideration I have decide to withdraw my weekly subscription to your website
Rt. Hon. Mr M.P. Gove.